YOU'RE JUST SO HOTTTIE TOTTIE ARE YOU

Yeah it's summertime and of course you know what that means at the beach you get, male and female alike, those who are the standers strollers straddlers stretchers strutters pumpers pullers and other assorted ego-manics who think they have the perfect body and do everything they can to make sure "everyone sees me".

Wouldn't you just like to slap those silly fools or at least throw a plastic bottle at them while they do their peacock dance. And the majority of the time they have a body which would be barred from a nudist beach for being environmental blight.