de Scientology Sucks Out Cruise's Brain Cells

I mean really how else do you explain that the lad everyone wishes was of de gay (or at least of de Bi) would eight times attach himself to the side of one of those big bitching military planes for a ride up into the wild blue yonder.

This old bitch won't even climb a ladder and had to have a "pull-back" rope attached when visiting the Grand Canyon in Arizona.

Cruise may have a wee little Willie-Wonka but he has balls the size of which Superman would be proud of. I do it for my craft I'm sure he says. How about crafting the old Queen Mr.Tom .. you know just among brain cell dying friends.